NO SINGLE DUDES -- Sorry, yo. Due to the nature of our careers, discretion is absolute. We are a happily married couple of over twenty-five years who enjoy group parties and playing with our friends. He is slim, nerdy, and neurodiverse as fuck. She is his perfect BBW with fantastic curves and a love of books and anime. We are into Vegas spas, fine dining, and the nerd things, so our exercise tends to come through unexpected walks from a far parking spot. We are not really interested in breaking off for one-on-one sex. We prefer group settings, orgies, couples, and threesomes. We are *really* into each other and are looking for other happy, self-contained perverts to add flavor. We love fucking in front of people and watching other couples hit it. If there's chemistry, we'll all get freaky. We are boosted and STD free.

My Ideal Person The trend is to say we don't want someone with drama, but it is our experience that the people who are drama don't actually know they're drama. Also, if everyone passes on the drama, doesn't that mean that there's some giant, untapped pool of horny, dramatic people no one wants to be with? They must be a whole bunch of pent-up perverts waiting to unleash themselves on the first profile to specifically request drama.

Sadly, our fairly public-facing careers make dramatic-partners troubling, so we must join the masses and also request an ideal partner without drama.

Our ideal partners are hygienic, vaccinated, and STD free. We heavily prefer other middle-age couples. Body type is not particularly important so long as you're comfortable with yourself.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

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